Happy scrappy Christmas
In the doghouse at xmas
My human keepers are a little concerned that I am getting a bit chunky lately (hello...talk about pot and kettle!) so therefore my food is being carefully measured out into neat portions every day, to keep me on the straight and narrow.
The hunger pangs have become so bad that I have now had to take matters into my own paws by scouring the local neigbourhood to find bits 'n dabs to supplement my enforced diet (...and it's Christmas time too to boot.... Bah Humbug to the mean so'n so's!)
No food up here
But what delights I have found and brought home? Bits (and sometimes even great chunks) of bread that the neighbours have left out for the birds (not that tasty but my it does fill my tum up nicely). No sooner have I gotten through the door with my spoil....that the said snack has been whipped off me tout-de-suite.
...or up here
Why, on this very day, when I reached up into the fridge and grabbed a small piece of chicken from my own special dish (which of course I recognise as 'the blue stubby one'), I was told off in no uncertain terms and landed up in the dog house!
Still, I will never give up in my quest for more food - well I am a cat after all!
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to all you cats out there and may we all be fit and healthy enough to climb trees in 2017 to ours hearts content!
Merry Christmas Folks and Moggs ... I just had a load o' Turkey and now I'm sorted
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